Saturday 14 March 2015

Ehn ehn it's stale news... Buh Denrele dearie, what the hecking heck were you thinking?!?

 Photo credit: Bellanaija

Err...you know what they say about you being haunted by stuffs you expose your eyes to? 
Exactly why I had to re-post this singular not-in-any-way-sexy, male-revolution-inciting, rather disturbing picture of our very own Denrele Edun from Bella's blog. Hell yeah, our very own! Exactly why it is even more disturbing! indescribably disturbing!



O' course, we had a wide variety of sexy attires feature at last week's Africa Magic Viewer's Choice Awards (AMVCA). As usual, Genevieve wrote her own fashion statement yet again. Kunle Afolayan did it the Youba way. Snazzy! Timi Dakolo would rather have us know that singing isn't the only interesting thing about him. Stars upon stars. Fashion upon fashion. Fashion in calibres. Fashion in styles. Well-cut. Perfectly-rocked. All commendable.


Buh Denrele! Well,  we are not so unfamiliar with your you-never-saw-that-coming style of surprising us with unimaginable fashion statements. Buh, my dear, the matter no work this time o! Fiasco! Error! That's my only way of understating (If I'm arrested for that, i ll plead guilty). You wanna hear my Frank (not Donga) advice? Sue your tailor! (i no fit even call the guy fashion stylist or designer). Sue him!!! Sue your personal adviser! Even the first living thing that saw you that evening as you stepped out of your crib? Sue him (or it) too!!!


Chill, lemme even take a 32nd view at the picture. I no even sabi fashion sef. But ehn, apology ni o! You r a guy. Stay put! You may not like being a dude. Buh you can't change it. You r stuck, bro. Your ass is so 'chewing-gumed' to the 'male-population chair'. Sit down there, abeg!

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