We at present live in a world where appearance and reality are forever divorced, eternally parting ways...with no 'Fourth Mainland bridge' connecting their paths.
It is a malady, yet a much pleasant innovation.
I've been a victim once. I met a lady from one of these Social Media and we were gonna consummate our blossoming connection with a physical real-life meeting. Date was fixed. Venue too. It was going to be a magical day. You'd think Stevie Wonder himself would be there to perform.You r finally meeting 'Olivia Pope!!!'....
Bleh! Disaster! Fine from afar. Far from fine!!!!!!!! *hot tears*LOL
Photoshop! Yes, we r in the world of Photoshop!!!
When proper cosmetics get in the hands of a maaaaaad make-up professional and it combines with a good digital camera, plus a badass Photoshop wizard. Don't forget phone applications that can filter Garri into Chinchin.....Perfect team! Acne gone!!! Height exaggerated! Body shape distorted! #Lobatan...........
Old things are passed away and behold, all things have become new! New creature! Born again!!! Apologies to Christ.
I have come to realise that there is practically nothing Photoshop cannot do. Nothing! (that's why I don't exactly get wowed by pictures on Instagram anymore. Just double-tap and move on!!!!!!!!)
We are not here to discuss that tho'.
What happens when your picture gets in the hands of a careless designer?!? Poor jobs, of course.
Obvious flaws are sighted and when it is printed, LMFAO!!!
The next time you flip through a Magazine, take a closer look. You might spot an error. You might just be lucky.
Here are some of the worst Photoshop flaws in magazines.
Missing leg
OritseFemi should see this. Double wahala. Bad magazine removal. Plus, typo
Awwwwwn. Where’s daddy?!? It looks like daddy was removed, but the hand remains.
Last time I checked, there are 5 hands. Two people. the guy must be Oliver Twist.
Text overlapping. Designer forgotten to wipe the milk off the hand
Oops! It appears she is not alone. Hand on shoulder
Oh! News flash! Brad Pitt's adopted son has an evil twin
Bad shadow
Third arm spotted
You can be ambidextrous. How about if you have two right arms? What's that?
Meet Kyle XY (Mrs). Belly button vanished! !!!
Jesus Christ is here! Where two or more are gathered. Floating plate!!!
We all wanna see how the head looks after the red label is removed, don't we?
All na copy and paste, shey?
Hope you all enjoyed it? We r just here to have fun. Work can be tiring, you know
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